"I just get messed sometimes. I wish we could be regular kids."
"I'll never be a kid."
"All right, a regular kid and her cradle-robbing, creature-of-the-night boyfriend." -- Buffy and Angel

"The other night I dreamt that Xander... Uh, it wasn't Xander. In fact it wasn't me. In fact, it was a friend's dream, and she can't remember it." -- Willow

"We're your bosom friends, the friends of your bosom." -- Xander

"You see, the werewolf is such an . . . extreme representation of our inborn animalistic traits that it emerges for three consecutive nights -- the full moon and the 2 nights surrounding it."
"Quite the party animal."
"Quite. . . It acts on pure instinct. No conscience. Predatory and aggressive."
"In other words, a typical male."
"On behalf of my gender -- hey!"
"Yes, let's not jump to conclusions."
"I didn't jump. I took a tiny step and there conclusions were." -- Giles, Willow, Buffy and Xander